[x] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (i run into many other things too!)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (it often happens...)
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush
[x] You have been called a blonde (but i'm obiously brunette)
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (Dude, I can do it)
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
[ ] You sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (down stairs actually)
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 9

[x] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling (i often forget to swallow)

so far: 12

[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (don't know how that happens...)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about. (ALL. THE. TIME.)
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (not OFTEN)
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"

so far: 15

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (They come in handy)
[x] You have eaten a bug by accident. (almost swallowed a wasp once)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (LOL definitely.)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (not right now though... i don't think...?)
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (It runs in my family)

so far: 20


[ ] You re-post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break/lose a lot of things.
[x] You tilt you're head when you're confused (i find i might be able to understand it better if i look at it a different way )
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (What else is lying in bed for?)
[x] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ]You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (nope but i used my fingers... and got the wrong answer the first time = =

total: 27

Multiply this by three and it is your percent!
81% Retarded xD